This is the moment...that I throw up

Currently listening to --- Daughtry

Hello Bloggers! This is Tash here, and as this is my first post I thought that I'd write about something that I'm sure all you Americas Got Talent Watchers are thinking:DAVID HASSELFHOFF CANNOT SING!
As much as we all love the Hoff (*cough*) we would be lying to ourselves if we said that he has any type of a singing voice.
If you guys happened to miss Hasslehoff on America's Got Talent finale then you can watch it here:



Yes, thats him singing his latest 'hit' This Is The Moment. If any of you are brave enough to watch it again, be sure to pay attention to the note @ 1:58, and then the finale note at 3:23 (which is a whole 12 seconds of torture)

I find it a bit comical that he is performing on America's Got Talent as a singer who, clearly, has no singing talent whatsoever. Boy Shakira was 10 times better than The Hoff is.

Now, that you've suffered through that one.. lets add some more torture! YAY! Be sure to watch the AGT season 2 when Hasselhoff sings a number called 'My Car' And watch at 1:25 if you listen in the background you can hear his voice, but he's not speaking into the mic, so he probably was lip-syncing xP



So, I think he was trying to go for a Elvis-ish sound, but didn't pull it off, and I love how Piers looks like he's really enjoying himself.. And, oh yeah we heared the last note..unfortunately.
And UGH. Did you hear that last note? What do you think he was doing? Trying to prove that he can actually make ears bleed?

But, I'll admit that that one is a bit catchy and not nearly as bad as the 'This is the Moment'
But, the first time I watched it on television at the finale, I swear I was like "Uh, this is a joke, right?" And my sister said "No, no.. its not a joke..really". I was like "NO EFFING WAY"
But, though it is hard to believe.. its NOT a joke! Apparently, the actor-turned-singer is a huge sensation in Germany, Austria and Switzerland but more than half the people who live there can't even speak English, so what does that tell you?

I did some reasearch on Google about record sales etc. and found out that in 2006 Jump in My Car"was #50 on the charts Australia, and in the UK it went to #3.

So now, you all know my views on this horrible singer, and not-so-great actor..the only thing he seems to be good at is being a drunk. Go David. Woot.

The life of The Hoff:


Oh, and btw, YES that is Hoffman in Dr.Jekyll & Hyde; I wasn't sure at first, but I said to my self (shut up, we all talk to ourselves) "OH WOW. That looks like DAVID HASSELHOFF" and it actually is..though, WHY would anyone cast HIM in a play, that he has to SING in?? Apparently he butchered the song. ^.^ Nothing less than what I expected of him.

So I'll keep you guys posted on this dude for a while.. until my next victim comes along.. Muahahaha.