Hello, Peeps.
I did my homework last night, by watching the Emmys. Now, when I watch the Emmys, or anyaward show, the only thing I care about is what people are wearing. Screw the awards for best actor.. I have the Best and Worst of the Emmys '07.
So, I figured we'd do the worst first, because best for last, eh?
So starting off - now, there's no particular order, cause, well they're all equaly bad- *Drum roll, please*
Miss. Cheerleader - Hayden Panettiere.
Ohh. It's so sad, because she's so pretty.
I did my homework last night, by watching the Emmys. Now, when I watch the Emmys, or anyaward show, the only thing I care about is what people are wearing. Screw the awards for best actor.. I have the Best and Worst of the Emmys '07.
So, I figured we'd do the worst first, because best for last, eh?
So starting off - now, there's no particular order, cause, well they're all equaly bad- *Drum roll, please*
Miss. Cheerleader - Hayden Panettiere.
Ohh. It's so sad, because she's so pretty.

Hayden's Marc Bouwer ensemble is actually a pretty nice colour, and minus the garbage bag/curtain she's got wrapped around her, it'd be a nice dress.
Next: Vanessa Williams.

How many pecocks do you think she had to pluck to make this number?
And, next: Jenna Fischer

A "gorgeous" emsemble. It's very... a la tablecloth.
En, suite:
Laura Bennett.

Unfortunately, she forgot to follow her own advice (dress like you mean it)
(& doesn't that guy in the background look like Nigel Lithgow?)
Next: Felicity Huffman

Now, I do actually like the dress. But only a few can pull it off, and she's not one of them..
My first thought when I saw her in it was "Oh, what a nice advertisement for anorexia"
Next: Becki Newton

Oh God, another friggin mermaid dress. With lace. This is one case where two negatives definately don't make a possitive
Next: Marie Louis Parker
=( She looked soo cute sitting down (seriously not joking)
But when you buy a dressed is supposed to look good, standing up too, eh?

The bottom half of her dress looks like a:
Next: Becki Newton

Oh God, another friggin mermaid dress. With lace. This is one case where two negatives definately don't make a possitive
Next: Marie Louis Parker
=( She looked soo cute sitting down (seriously not joking)
But when you buy a dressed is supposed to look good, standing up too, eh?

The bottom half of her dress looks like a:
a) curtain
b) tablecloth
c)lamp shade cover
Next: Elizabeth Perkins

Ooh. The insults are endless. It's like she dressed up to go on a picnic, or to a ...farm, and then decided "Hey! Let's go to the Emmys!"
I think those are the main ones.. Now, there are a few honorable mentions, that didn't quite make the cut.

Let's start with Paula Abdul. Aside from the piece of fabric that screams "Look at my right boob!" it really isn't bad. Nice, white, clean. (But can anyone say 'Janet Jackson'?)
The next honorable mention is: Minnie Driver (heh, funny name ;D )

Now, the dress doesn't look bad on her, its just the colour, I think it's too bright. (Look at the guy I circled, he's like "AHHH! My EYES!")
Tomarrow, ill be doing my list for best dressed, and also any other worst dressed that I forgot.
Later!

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