Saturday, September 15, 2007

Gym Class Heroes

Heyah.


So a few funny things happened this week.

First. On Tuesday, we had gym. Now, I dunno if you've ever seen a bunch of girls jumping around trying to catch a football..but lemme tell you, its hilarious.

So two teams are "playing" football in the gym, on girl manages to catch the football, runs for about 3 seconds before she trips over her own feet.. BUT while she was tripping, she still managed to hold onto the football! And where would she land? Right in the..N ZONE!!

She banged into the wall and everything.. it was hilarious - the highlight of my day.

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Yesterday, Friday, I had gym again and we're still doing football. The weather was nice, so we were forced by the gym teacher to play football outside.
Now, lets get this out of the way, my team sucks. On my team we have:
a goth, a rugby player, a coughfatcough person, and this girl who hurt her ankle and therefore can't run. Oh and there's me. Sure I'm not horrible at sports, but it was like 10 am, and I saw no point in running for ball that I probably wouldn't catch anyway. Now, we were playing against this team that wasn't so great either, but they were still way better than we were.

SOOO. A girl on the opposite team (the one that tripped into the Nzone & got a touchdown) is basically the only one playing.. So Miss. Gym-teacher notices this and says to another player on the team (let's call her "Nash"):

"Hey!! Nash!! Help her out!!"

So Nash, at this point is thinking of an excuse.. now I've heared some great excuses. Everything from "My dog ate it" to "I'm late cause I didn't know the bell was going to ring".

So after about 3 minutes of thinking Nash says:

"I, uh, I had an..itch"

I laughed for 5 minutes after I heared that & I'm still laughing.


So that is basically all of the funny stories of this week.. until next time.

Tash

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