Things to watch out for at night: ipods & aliens

So I was surfing Youtube and I just remembered something that happened to me last week that I forgot to tell you people (like anyones reading this, but wtvr)

So its like 3 am, and I've just woken up for no reason that I can remember. I try to go back to sleep by turning over. A few minutes after atempting this, I see a flash. I look up and see my ipod flashing in it's iPod dock.

Dock is out to get you.

Anyways, I found this slightly odd seeing as I was neither controling it, nor was anything I was able to see.

After flashing every few seconds for a few more times, my first thought, like any other normal human's would be, was 'omg, aliens'.

At this point, I was a bit worried, like wondering if I was hallucinating.. cause WHY would it be flashing? While debating weither I should take the chance to get up and see what was wrong with it.. I hear a quiet BOOM in the background (coming from outside) and the little red light (on the side) flashes off.. now I was like "OMG OMG ALIENS!!" cause really, what else could it be?

So, I guess at some point I must have fallen asleep. And as it turned out, there was a storm and a transformer exploaded and that was why the ipod was flashing.. heh. Guess I overreacted.


xP

EMMYS - 2007 THE BEST & WORST

So, you've seen the worst through my eyes. Now it is time: to see the BEST. WOOT.

So, I figured I'd to the ol' "Save the best for last" thing. So my favourite of the night will be last (no scrolling down & peeking ;] )


Lemme just say that reds and whites were IN this year.

Let's start with

Kristen Bell (from Veronica Mars) wearing Yigal Azrouel.


She looks great.


Next: Portia DeRossi (aka Ellen's girlfriend) in Azzaro





Next: Julia Louis-Dreyfus in Narciso Rodriguez

LOVE the colour. =D


Next: Helen Mirren


Common, I hope I look as good as she does when Im her age.

Next: Christina Aguliera in Valentino

She looks so fab. It could double as a wedding dress xD
(The one in the yellow ain't looking so hot tho =P )

Next: Mariska Hargitay (from Law & Order)


I love the simple black dressed, you can't go wrong with em (maybe someone should tell that to Hayden Panetiere and Vanessa Williams?)

But my absolute FAVOURITE of the night was:

-insert drumroll here-


Ali Larter! (from Heroes)




I love the colour, and it fits her perfectly.

Emmys 2007 - BEST & WORST

Hello, Peeps.

I did my homework last night, by watching the Emmys. Now, when I watch the Emmys, or anyaward show, the only thing I care about is what people are wearing. Screw the awards for best actor.. I have the Best and Worst of the Emmys '07.

So, I figured we'd do the worst first, because best for last, eh?

So starting off - now, there's no particular order, cause, well they're all equaly bad- *Drum roll, please*

Miss. Cheerleader - Hayden Panettiere.

Ohh. It's so sad, because she's so pretty.

Hayden's Marc Bouwer ensemble is actually a pretty nice colour, and minus the garbage bag/curtain she's got wrapped around her, it'd be a nice dress.


Next: Vanessa Williams.

How many pecocks do you think she had to pluck to make this number?

And, next: Jenna Fischer

A "gorgeous" emsemble. It's very... a la tablecloth.

En, suite:
Laura Bennett.

Unfortunately, she forgot to follow her own advice (dress like you mean it)

(& doesn't that guy in the background look like Nigel Lithgow?)

Next: Felicity Huffman

Now, I do actually like the dress. But only a few can pull it off, and she's not one of them..

My first thought when I saw her in it was "Oh, what a nice advertisement for anorexia"

Next: Becki Newton


Oh God, another friggin mermaid dress. With lace. This is one case where two negatives definately don't make a possitive

Next: Marie Louis Parker

=( She looked soo cute sitting down (seriously not joking)
But when you buy a dressed is supposed to look good, standing up too, eh?


The bottom half of her dress looks like a:

a) curtain

b) tablecloth

c)lamp shade cover

Next: Elizabeth Perkins

Ooh. The insults are endless. It's like she dressed up to go on a picnic, or to a ...farm, and then decided "Hey! Let's go to the Emmys!"


I think those are the main ones.. Now, there are a few honorable mentions, that didn't quite make the cut.

Let's start with Paula Abdul. Aside from the piece of fabric that screams "Look at my right boob!" it really isn't bad. Nice, white, clean. (But can anyone say 'Janet Jackson'?)

The next honorable mention is: Minnie Driver (heh, funny name ;D )

Now, the dress doesn't look bad on her, its just the colour, I think it's too bright. (Look at the guy I circled, he's like "AHHH! My EYES!")

Tomarrow, ill be doing my list for best dressed, and also any other worst dressed that I forgot.

Later!

Gym Class Heroes

Heyah.


So a few funny things happened this week.

First. On Tuesday, we had gym. Now, I dunno if you've ever seen a bunch of girls jumping around trying to catch a football..but lemme tell you, its hilarious.

So two teams are "playing" football in the gym, on girl manages to catch the football, runs for about 3 seconds before she trips over her own feet.. BUT while she was tripping, she still managed to hold onto the football! And where would she land? Right in the..N ZONE!!

She banged into the wall and everything.. it was hilarious - the highlight of my day.

--

Yesterday, Friday, I had gym again and we're still doing football. The weather was nice, so we were forced by the gym teacher to play football outside.
Now, lets get this out of the way, my team sucks. On my team we have:
a goth, a rugby player, a coughfatcough person, and this girl who hurt her ankle and therefore can't run. Oh and there's me. Sure I'm not horrible at sports, but it was like 10 am, and I saw no point in running for ball that I probably wouldn't catch anyway. Now, we were playing against this team that wasn't so great either, but they were still way better than we were.

SOOO. A girl on the opposite team (the one that tripped into the Nzone & got a touchdown) is basically the only one playing.. So Miss. Gym-teacher notices this and says to another player on the team (let's call her "Nash"):

"Hey!! Nash!! Help her out!!"

So Nash, at this point is thinking of an excuse.. now I've heared some great excuses. Everything from "My dog ate it" to "I'm late cause I didn't know the bell was going to ring".

So after about 3 minutes of thinking Nash says:

"I, uh, I had an..itch"

I laughed for 5 minutes after I heared that & I'm still laughing.


So that is basically all of the funny stories of this week.. until next time.

Tash

This is why I rock

Hey

So, I was surfing youtube (a favourite hobby of mine) and I happend to come accross this video:




It rocks.. (hehe)

The movie clips are from Hot Fuzz, which is one of the best movies ever.


**Oh, an PS, if you haven't seen the movie yet, I recomend you don't watch theses videos, cause they show scenes from the end of the movie also

Im gonna go do more youtube-surfing now. LAter!

(five minutes later)

OMG. I found another video, but this one's cooler (for me, at least)

Linkin Park & Hot Fuzz : IN ONE VIDEO = OMG AWESOMENESS!!

It's a bit of a sappy video, but I laughed the whole way through it xP
(& I can hear Katie laughing at the 'cutlery' right now, and Kris laughing at the 'Cuddle Monkey' hehe..)

Here's another one: (again, its a bit of a spoiler)

Its all the best scenes put together in a "non-swearing-version" which, in my opinion, makes it even funnier. (Try to read lips ;)




Enjoy!

Tash's Top Ten (#1)

Listening to - Avril Lavigne

Sooo... since most (all) of my posts have been about school, I've decided that I'll do a monthly/weekly/every-so-often Top Ten List of random things!!

Today's Top-Ten-Topic is:

MY CURRENT FAVOURITE COMERICIALS

in no particular order.


Funny IKEA Commercial

Add to My Profile More Videos


Sprint Commercial
Funny Commercial

Add to My Profile More Videos


Boom Chicka Wah Wah - Funny Axe Commercial

Add to My Profile More Videos

Funny Commercial

Add to My Profile More Videos

The BFF Jill
IDK my BFF Jill

Add to My Profile More Videos

Sprint/Nextel

Nextel/Sprint - Push It

Add to My Profile More Videos



K this one's not an actual commercial. Its a parody of the all bran commercial


Honda Commercial

Add to My Profile More Videos




This one is probably my fave:






These are hilarious:

Smirnoff Tea Partay

Add to My Profile More Videos

Geico Commercial

Add to My Profile More Videos

I dont think this is a real commercial, but it's hilarious.
Toot Tone

Add to My Profile More Videos


So thats all for now.. and I know it wasn't exactly a "Top-Ten".. more like a "TOp-Fifteen"

Theres still a few that I need to find.. so I'll be sure to make a Top Ten Favourite Commercials Part 2.

Alloha for now.

Boringness

I had a bad day today. My classes were:

Commercial Art
History
Math
French

Let's start with Commercial Art. At the beginning of the class, the teacher said we were going to use the computers that class. We didn't. And did you know there's a program just for brainstorming?! (like making the bubbles and putting your ideas in them. Who buys that?! Me and Vikal played I spy again. I won 2 out of 2.

In history our teacher told us the grossest story. I won't tell you now but if you want to hear it, let me know. Also there's this guy that has to do with history and his name is Magellan. The teacher made this joke about those "gellin'" insoles. She was like "Are you gellin'? No, not gellin', I'm Ma-Gellin' ". Hahaha, well you had to be there.

Then was math. Oh man, math. Boringest class ever aside from french.

French. Boring class #1.

Yup so that was my day. Full of boringness and I spy.